superman’s instagram is full of inspiring quotes, pictures of the sunrise, out of focus shots taken with fans (tagged carefully with each persons name), drawings that small children have sent to him with thank you tags attached and artistic shots of apple pies purchased at small town diners
Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher
Love is the world’s inifinite mutability; lies, hatred, murder even, are all knit up in it; it is the inevitable blossoming of its opposites, a magnificent rose smelling faintly of blood. - Tony Kushner, The Illusion
♕ "Anha Khaleesi. Anha assok yera sekosshi."
- I am Khaleesi. I do command you.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
I bet you were expecting an in depth comedic performance analysis and a selection from this analysis on who would be best fit for the vibe/type of humor that TMP employs but honestly all I have to say is:
Z A Y N M A L I K S Q U A D
Put him on my tv please Mindy.